The Tasty Bible Wiki

Welcome to the Sacred Wiki
Praise the All Father! This wiki is dedicated to relaying the undietary, unwholesome, and unhealthy worD of Greg Dyer, the Slender One.

Our Goal
The Prophets are heeding the call of the Slender One, and constantly updating His worD.

The Tasty Bible is the supreme compilation of Greg's word and the history of the universes of Shizzle and FoShizzle. It is divided into two primary volumes, The Stale Testament, which hath been completed, and The Fresh Testament, continuing to be revealed to the Prophet Matthias and his Fopostles through unholy and arcane rituals. The Leftover Testament is a chronicle of the epic wars between man and Man-Bear-Pig. Scholars have recently re-translated these ancient texts, and discovered an astonishing connection equating the legendary figure of RJ Hulse with the demigod Gregor. The relationship between these works and the delicious scriptures of the Tasty Bible is not yet fully understood, though studies have determined their events most likely occur in the Frankinator’s Fo-verse during its existence in A Song of Destruction.

The Stale Testament
1. The Book of Greg

2. The Book of Good Times

3. The Tale of Fear

4. A Song of Destruction

The Leftover Testament
1. The Battles of RJ and the Man-Bear-Pig (MTV)

2. The Longest Day: Treshford's Tale

3. The Second Battle of RJ and Man-Bear-Pig (MTV)

4. The Spawn of Man-Bear-Pig

5. The Return of Man-Bear-Pig

6. The Man-Bear-Pigs Strike Back

7. Tying Loose Ends: The Final Battle

The Fresh Testament
1. The First Gospel of Boone

2. The Boogalations of Greg

3. The Last Gospel of Boone