Greg Dyer

The Slenderman, also known as Greg Dyer, The Mighty Tater, The Slender One, PadreDeTodos, RJ Hulse, and The Hail Razor, is a great universal being that controls the forces of oreos and ramen noodles, and is the central firgure of the Tasty Bible. The first book of the Tasty Bible, The Book of Greg, tells of his exploits in the world of Shizzle. Greg is currently seeking out Gates the Grue and his posse.