The Spawn of Man-Bear-Pig

The Spawn of Man-Bear-Pig is the fourth book of the Leftover Testament, detailing the final defeat of the Man-Bear-Pigs in RJ's town.

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The Spawn of Man-Bear-Pig 1 1. RJ and one of his renowned paintball soldiers, Kenneth Osorio, were walking through the abandoned park along the boulevard. 2. Kenneth was holding a paintball sniper rifle, and RJ his trusty automatic paintball rifle. 3. They came upon a large hole in the ground, and considered going down into it. 4. "There could be Man-Bear-Pigs down there," RJ warned. 5. "That's why we have these," Kenneth replied, holding his gun up. 6. Seeing Kenneth's flawless logic, they both descended into the hole. 7. When they got down into it, the two soldiers realized that they were in a cave, not merely a hole, and that the cave was actually a nest for the Man-Bear-Pigs. 8. RJ was very careful not to disturb the sleeping Man-Bear-Pigs, but Kenneth did not show the same amount of courtesy for the creatures. 9. "Anyone home!" Kenneth yelled. 10. All of the Man-Bear-Pigs woke with a start. 11. There were over 3 million Man-Bear-Pigs waiting to fight RJ and Kenneth. 12. They started to fire on the creatures, but the paintball guns were not powerful enough to take them out. 13. The soldiers were trying to make it back to the cave entrance when a Marine named Matthias dropped down through the hole and began to shoot at the Man-Bear-Pigs with his M6D pistol. 14. Matthias was able to take out enough of the Man-Bear-Pigs for RJ and Kenneth to make their escape. 15. As they climbed out of the hole, Matthias threw a grenade into the mass of Man-Bear-Pigs. 16. The explosion caused the dirt around the hole to cave in and trap the pursuing creatures. 17. When everyone had made it out, they all took a moment to catch their breath. 18. Kenneth began to laugh at their near-death experience when the Man-Bear-Pigs reached up through the ground and began to pull Kenneth under the dirt into the nest. 19. "No!" RJ yelled, and he and Matthias began to fire upon the creatures' paws. 20. It was already too late, however, as the Man-Bear-Pigs had already pulled Kenneth down into the nest. 21. RJ and Matthias took a moment to mourn for their comrade.

2 1. The soldiers then met up with another paintball shooter, Alberto Soto, who had a paintball grenade launcher, and began to think of a way to stop the Man-Bear-Pigs once and for all. 2. They took several grenades, some Rocket Launcher ammo, and some hot-chocolate for the trip back to the Man-Bear-Pigs' nest. 3. As they returned to the nest, they found a female Marine named Lindsey fighting a group of Man-Bear-Pigs. 4. They assisted her, and after the brief battle was over she joined them on their mission. 5. At the entrance to the cave, Alberto began to set up grenade mines around the pit. 6. All of a sudden, a Man-Bear-Pig crept up on the soldier. 7. Just as it was about to attack Alberto, a paintball sniper round hit the creature, knocking it out. 8. The group turned to find Kenneth standing on a ledge, still alive and covered in dirt. 9. Once the team was reunited, they activated the grenades. 10. The cave blew up in a brilliant display of fireworks. 11. The soldiers celebrated their victory for many days, knowing that they had conquered the Man-Bear-Pigs. 12. However, they didn't know that it wasn't over at all, as a new generation of the creatures was growing in another nest.

Fifth Installment
The Return of Man-Bear-Pig

Previous Installment
The Second Battle of RJ and Man-Bear-Pig (MTV)