The Second Battle of RJ and Man-Bear-Pig (MTV)

The Second Battle of RJ and Man-Bear-Pig (MTV), the Matthias Translated Version, covers the successful invasion of RJ's town by the Man-Bear-Pig army.

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The Second Battle of RJ and Man-Bear-Pig (MTV) 1 1. It was the second day after the war that had taken place against the Man-Bear-Pigs. 2. I remember that it was quite quiet, too quiet. 3. I was casually drinking a Coke in my house when all of a sudden the army of Man-Bear-Pigs attacked. 4. A small squad of the creatures broke through the back door of my house stormed into my living room. 5. I grabbed my paintball gun form the coffee table and shot the leader in his tracks. 6. The paintball hit him hard in the forehead; he didn’t move at all after he fell to the ground unconscious. 7. I went over into the kitchen and looked out the window to find the rest of the squad waiting for me in my backyard. 8. I then ran back to my living room, and looked outside to see nearly seven hundred Man-Bear-Pigs walking about in the streets, some holding apparently-captured hunting rifles or shotguns. 9. The Man-Bear-Pigs had sprung a surprise attack and gained a massive foothold in the nearly-empty town, displaying force that I could only begin to contemplate resisting.
 * -excerpt from the private journals of RJ Hulse

2 1. Upon spotting the large occupation force that the Man-Bear-Pigs had placed in the town, RJ called up his three best men from his home phone. 2. He then snuck out through his bedroom window and stealthily made his way to the meeting point, avoiding the Man-Bear-Pig troops patrolling the streets. 3. When he made it to the meeting point, which was a local bar they had once frequented before the war, RJ and his men began to assess their situation. 4. They were the only four left in the town; the rest were on “vacation,” having left the town with the Marine reinforcements to erect a base a few miles outside the town, with the militia staying on retainer in the event that RJ should need assistance. 5. RJ and the three others, Tyson, Kenneth, and Matthias, had all remained to keep watch over the town in case the creatures struck back. 6. None of them had expected such a large counter-force, though. 7. Presently, none of the men were sure how to deal with the current circumstances, either. 8. Eventually, RJ began to formulate a strategy that he amusingly referred to as his “game plan.” 9. He, Tyson, and Kenneth would quietly exfiltrate the town and head for the woods, for they were sure that every available Man-Bear-Pig in the creatures’ army was already within the town. 10. Matthias had volunteered to infiltrate the local radio station and signal to the waiting militia for reinforcements. 11. While everyone was packing for the mission, they received a message via their laptop computer. 12. It was a video recording of the Man-Bear-Pig Commander, with a distinct monocle-like eyepatch over his left eye. 13. The Commander stared intently at the camera and growled, “We will take over at any cost, be it you or I that shall pay the price.” 14. RJ traced the origin of the message and typed a reply, saying, “You may be a bigger army, and you can hate, but I know you fear me.” 15. Upon receiving the message, the Commander experienced a flashback; he remembered the day when RJ had shot his eye out. 16. Putting a paw up to his left eye, he turned around to his advisors and lieutenants, and asked to be left alone. 17. In his solitude, he slumped down into a large chair within the war room of his new base, and silently began to consider how he would deal with this latest, possibly deadly, foe.

3 1. RJ was then ready to head out. 2. He and his two men left the bar and quickly but quietly ran for the safety of the woods, ready for anything. 3. Upon reaching the woods, surprisingly without trouble, they entered a small clearing. 4. With their collective guard let down, they did not anticipate the ambush as five Man-Bear-Pigs burst from their cover and attacked the small group of humans. 5. A crazy brawl ensued; Kenneth began to use all of the martial arts moves he knew on two of the creatures, while RJ and Tyson began shooting at the other three with their pistols. 6. After a brief but brutal melee, the humans won the skirmish. 7. However, once RJ and his men were able to gain a vantage point from within the woods that allowed them to survey the town, they found that several buildings had been set ablaze and were consumed by a vicious fire. 8. Distracted by the sight of the burning buildings, and the loud Man-Bear-Pig roar emanating from deep within the heart of the town, RJ did not see the approaching Man-Bear-Pig until it was too late. 9. Dropping to a knee and pulling out his pistol, RJ was only able to fire a few shots before the creature hit him hard in the face. 10. As Tyson and Kenneth opened fire on the creature, RJ, head spinning from the pain of the blow, realized this had all been used as a diversion to occupy the humans while the Man-Bear-Pigs entrenched themselves in the town, and cursed himself for falling for the play. 11. Then he succumbed to his pain, and it all went black.

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